dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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