just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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