summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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