you guys were way drunker than both of me
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
my poor anus
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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