That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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