Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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