Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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