I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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