What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
