I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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