I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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