Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You are a genius and a whore.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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