we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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