is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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