I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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