You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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