I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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