so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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