Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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