Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
jump out the window naked night went bad
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
