New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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