i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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