I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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