Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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