He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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