I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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