Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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