Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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