OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
honey bunches of taint.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it because I queefed?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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