You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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