i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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