Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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