but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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