but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
