babies were throwing up all over the place
and she was petting her beer can
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hippo gnu deer
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
