He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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