you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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