The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
one might say we're banned from that church
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
