in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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