It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Randomize