WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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go home
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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