Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm going to jail i love you
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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