I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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