Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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