Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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