Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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