Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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