he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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