yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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