How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
is it fun? or sober?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
