yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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