I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
you never un-have a 4some
Who died my cat blue again?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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