If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he thought i was a dude.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
tell me about the eggs
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