What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
