I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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