Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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