Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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