dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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