is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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