I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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