Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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